Rat King

Oh shit look at this.




Rat kings are cryptozoological phenomena said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at their tails, which become stuck together with blood, dirt, and excrement. The animals consequently grow together while joined at the tails, which are often broken.

Bro asks the right question:

how would you rather deal with one of those:
A) samurai sword
B) flame thrower
C) acid beaker
D) pledge eternal allegiance to your new multi-headed overlord